Junie Bee could have her belly rubbed all day |
Obviously she couldn't read my look.
She picked me up and took me to the porch and said, go potty Junie.
I don't see her stepping off the porch into the cold freezing rain.
I walked back to the door and sat. Shivering.
She said, Junie, you have to go potty.
I stuck my face up to the door.
She must have gotten the hint that I was not going to go out and get wet and cold. At least I thought she did. She picked me up and took me inside. Then she went out the front door. Ok, we're good. Still a roof over our heads. Then she opened up the big door that leads to the outside. She sat me down on the sidewalk and said go potty Junie.
That's how I felt about that. There was no way I was going out in that cold wet stuff. Nuh-uh.
A man opened the door and looked at my mom. Then he looked at me and started grinning. My mom smiled and said, she doesn't want to go potty because it's too cold and rainy. They had a little laugh and he went off to work.
I don't think it's funny.
After a few moments out there, I realized she was not going to take me back in until I went. I gingerly picked my way through the stone border in front of the bushes, taking care to stay under the edge of the roof so I wouldn't get wet, and went potty.
Happy?
Not quite. She said she's going to keep taking me out until I do the other. No pooping on the carpet she says.
I say pooh on her. It's cold.
She brought me inside and gave me a good belly rub. I love having my belly rubbed. I live for having my belly rubbed. Then she held me for a long time until I was nice and warm again.
She's going to take me back out. I know it.
It's too cold out.
She's not sure whether to put one of my raincoats on me so I don't get wet or my winter coat so that I stay warm. I say neither and we stay inside.
She said it's going to snow overnight, but it's supposed to be just a little. I should be ok going out to potty in the morning.
Sometimes I think that woman is crazy.
But I love her.
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